I've got this hilarious email from Sir. I thought I would be nice and share. (:



All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'


'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'


'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'


'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'


'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'


All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

ofblack&white
10:10 PM

Sense and feel,
your hurt.
God, I wish I could stop your hurt.

Wish that
I could be there,
I could hold your shaken being,

I want to tell you that
it will be okay.
That your heart is to be held by four hands,
of smoothness.

I want to comfort you with
words that soothe,
that heals,
that is a balm to your soul.

I want to hold your tiny fingers,
red, slender.
I want to rub those lines away.
I want to brush the hazel off your eyes,
tuck it 'neath your ear,
and tell you that
it is okay.

I want to turn the watch on
your wrist a warm blue.

And make everything perfect for you.

ofblack&white
12:05 AM

Tonight was a contrast to the previous night. Lately days have been so emotionally fluctuating it's like riding a tide that is high. But I'm holding on (I'm gonna be your number one, I'm not the kind of girl who gives up juuuust like that, oh nooo no nooo).

DON'T YOU MISS THOSE SONGS.


So my days were quite mediocre; I sent my brother to Tekong, which is really a pretty island as I mentioned to Hamzah. In a way I miss his presence, and there's more responsibilities that crept so subtly, like switching off the lights to the house, locking the doors and closing the windows.

And I slept my whole Thursday away because I was just, too exhausted.


Friday was silly. Cycling and getting caught in the rain, not stopping but continuing on. Nearly got hit by a vehicle again, skidding, getting all that dirt on me, visiting Vincent at East Coast and nearly spoiling my earphones in the wet weather. Staying home and got caught in the distresses of home, keeping up late nights happily.

Saturday went bicycle-hunting after AAM. I'm getting more familiar with the students, so it's getting better for me. Unfortunately not as familiar with the other mentors as I would have liked to, safe for a few like Azzah and Nadiah, and my cousins and of course, Hamzah.
But yes, Iman needed a bicycle and who better to save her but me. And who better to save me but him. Yes, out of better sense I called him and the three of us had fun macaron-eating, drowning glasses of drinks like nobody's business, eating and walking so much and teasing my poor poor student about pink bicycles.
AND HOW EVERY CAB DROVE PASS AND REFUSE TO TAKE US IN JUST BECAUSE WE HAD A MOUNTAIN BICYCLE ON TOW.

Majority of the day was spent at home, when I saw something I shouldn't and strangely it... hurts? Knowing of another side I am totally oblivious to and taking me by aback was not the nicest of things to happen. And it was raining and I was alone at home to make the matter worse.
So I was about to turn in for a good crying when a saviour in the form of Andrea called because she felt something was wrong when I disappeared offline so suddenly, and I was saved from a horrid night.

Mosque on Sunday morning and I spent it sleeping on Naz's nice soft white-musk smelling back which reminded me of a pillow. And went out food hunting with Ilyana and Ammar. We went to Charco's Grill at AMK to eat chicken and God-mode salads, which just killed me. It's so nice you could have gone to heaven eating it. And it poured again, so I cancelled tuition to spend the afternoon sleeping.
Naz, next time PLEASE join us in our food-expeditions because it's just awesome,
and because WE, ILI and ILY, made it awesome.
I sheltered a stranger to the bus stop because I know how awful it is to be stagnant due to the rain.

I had one of the nicest sweetest online conversation tonight, it really left such a warm glow in my heart, thank you so so much.

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♪ Asher Shea : you're a pretty awesome person too.. you know.
♪ Asher Shea : well i'm just really glad we met
♪ Asher Shea : and somehow.. i dont know
♪ Asher Shea : found each other
♪ Asher Shea : along the way of life
♪ Asher Shea : i can gladly say that these few months have been blessed because of your presence in my life.
♪ Asher Shea : thats simply what i have to say.
♪ Asher Shea : i guess.. i've always been used to being whoever someone needs to be.. hence whatever you need me to be.. i'll be..
♪ Asher Shea : but few people have let me be me
♪ Asher Shea : however some people, such as yourself
♪ Asher Shea : do.. let me just be me
♪ Asher Shea : and for that i'm grateful, because then i'm not running away from myself but rather getting to know myself better
♪ Asher Shea : you somehow let me be me.. i guess that's the accepting side of you
♪ Asher Shea : and willingness to... appreciate a person with respect, a friend..
♪ Asher Shea : or maybe because we somehow compliment each other
♪ Asher Shea : in ways i dont know how to cite examples
♪ Asher Shea : but like when i spend time with you
♪ Asher Shea : its easy and effortless, you know?
♪ Asher Shea : no strife
♪ Asher Shea : i dont really know who i am when nobody's around
♪ Asher Shea : kind of thing
♪ Asher Shea : like.. i need other people to be there for me to be defined
♪ Asher Shea : whereas with you,
♪ Asher Shea : i realise that there's actually a real me
♪ Asher Shea : underneath everything
♪ Asher Shea : haahah do you understand?

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Talk about being appreciated, it's really a lovely feeling.

AND I finally talked to Damsel on the phone and it was good to hear a very familiar voice. She's treating me dinner next week (; And anyway her grades weren't AS bad as I thought, I hate students who can be so drama ;p

All in all, a really good way to wrap up this week.

ofblack&white
12:10 AM

ofblack&white
11:18 PM

Boy In Striped Pajamas is quite a watch, so catch it if you can (:

The day started with the pour of rain on earth, rain so heavy it blinds you. But I managed my way out with the help of the Father sending me to the train station.

1-for-1 drink, nearly buying a Fred Perry bag (NOT ME), squeezing of the arm near the ending. STOMACH-GROWLING, not once but twice (loudly please) in the cinema. Pen-hunting and resisting temptations of an 18$ bread, peculiar tasting tartar sauce and too hot fries. Explicit/too much information and Singtel horrors.
I have still yet to upgrade my plan -.-

Anyway I didn't mention a thing about the results. It was okay, nothing too outstanding, or devastating. ((: I've gotten my sleep, and I'm glad.

You know what made my day?

"Anyway, I really enjoyed myself today with you, every moment... thank you for braving the rain, suggesting the film, and walking around with me :) I really loved everything."

Thank you. (:

I pray you are well tonight.

ofblack&white
12:17 AM

That boredom, and the need to de-stress.

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What is your current ringtone?
My phone is perpetually silent.

What is your current wallpaper?
DARIA WERBOWY.

Do you own a picture phone?
Yes. Doubt there's much phones nowadays without a camera.

If so, what was the last picture you took?
Carol.

Go to your inbox and type what the 10th text message says?
"Thanks for making me feel special... (: Good night and sweet dreams..."

How many contacts do you have on your phone?
Too many to count.

Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone?
The grandmother.

What service do you have?
? Singtel?

At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service?
Full.

Who's on your speed dial numbers?
No one. i don't know how to use it.

Do you have voice mail?
No.

How many contacts do you have that start with J- Who are they?
A lot. One of them is JIEN. Haha.

Who do you call the most?
Grandmother.

How many text messages do you get a month?
A thousand or so.

Can you send pictures?
NO. This is sad that my gprs is just faulty.

What are the first 2 digits to your number?
91

Go to your SENT texts..what does the first one say?
"That's great, now you'll be more cheerful, I am glad! Enjoy the rest of your evening. Please take care."

What about the 15th?
"Have my socks on. (: Sweet dreams, you"

Who's the last person that you called?
Mother.

Last person that texted you?
Andrea.

Last person you text?
... Andrea.

Last person you added to your contacts?
Some guy I coined Peavey since he is selling me the amp.

How many minutes are on your plan?
100 free!

Go down to your 5th contact, who is it?
ADILAH.

Wanna give out your number?
If you're hot, then probably, yeah.

ofblack&white
11:09 PM

I'm so proud of Carol, everyone who saw her says she's so beautiful, curvy, sexy, and fierce (Sasha style).
((:

Just the random shizbiz been staying home far too much for comfort, my ass is stretching further than Sahara, but I have cut down on spending.
AM PROUD OF MYSELF.

So I went lunch, treated my mum (finally) and went on a crrrazy spree at Sheng Siong.
If you think one cannot go on a spree at supermarkets, you've got it all wrong.
(Naz remember the other time we wanted to exhaust 50$ worth of NTUC vouchers and ended topping up to it?)

Uncle Toby's with chocolate chip is way too good. So are apples (even if they're China produced).
I don't draw boundaries on food, when it taste good, just taste good.
Even rabbit sweets!

I'm feeling quite giddy with I-don't-know-what.

OH. TOMORROW 1400HOURS.

I'm getting the jitters and I sent out texts to those affected by it tomorrow.
But God knows how I'll feel tomorrow.
As Afifa mentioned, "If I don't come home on Friday, tell my parents I love them."


It was raining and raining and raining.

It had to be that it wasn't raining you see, just when I alighted the bus, it didn't rain still.
Just when I put a feet OUT of the shelter that it poured boys&girls&men&women. As I reached Pei En's house her mom was groping me all over to see if I'm dry.
Such hospitality ((: Thank you! With sweet potato haha.
I PRAY YOU'LL DO WELL FOR THIS MODULE.


Yesterday night/morning was uncalled for. I finally opened the songs he send me since he knew I love learning new songs.
It is unfair he should send me If, and Diary by Bread.
It is unfair that he should make me hear him out this way.
But yes the lyrics were just... too painful to listen, yet so pretty.


"I found her diary underneath a tree.
and started reading about me.
The words began stick and tears to flow.
Her meaning now was clear to see.
The love she'd waited for was someone else not me
Wouldn't you know it, she wouldn't show it."

How less subtle can it get?


On a lighter note, I am SO seriously starting studying properly (KAT DID YOU HEAR THAT).



AND SHE ASKED ME OUT!

OHMYGOD excited habis.

ofblack&white
7:53 PM

I tried to find that pot of gold but it was quite elusive.
I gave up searching.



SAY HELLO TO CAROL. Carol is just sweet when I tried her out at Kyun's. Now I'm off to get an amp.

It gets easier with time.

ofblack&white
12:18 AM